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Scary Mommy ‘s Guide To Surviving the Holidays

 Scary Mommy

Talking Naked

7 Childhood Movies That Motherhood Changed For Me

Long Live The Nap!

On Feminism and Good Manners

8 Kid Shows That Drive Moms Crazy

Why You Won’t Find Me At Babywearing Ballet

The Mother I Thought I’d Be

Because I Said So

The Only 10 Signs I’ll Teach My Baby 

The Baby Oath

No, Motherhood Is Not A Job

5 Thoughts I Have When My Husband Is Running Late

20 Things Easier Than Rationalizing With a 4-Year-Old

The 7 Stages of Grief’/Planning an Adult Night Out 

5 Telltale Signs That Sports Moms Are Crazy

How Did My Baby Become a Toddler Overnight

The 4th Grade Sex Talk 

Why I Will Not Buy My 10-Year-Old a Cell Phone

When You Have To Take Your Kids To The Gynecologist With You

The Mom Funk 

5 Reasons my Toddler Needs to be Potty Trained

Positive Affirmations for Moms

The Great Butt Wiping Standoff

7 Things I Wish Someone Told Me When I Was Pregnant

Bottle Flipping is Annoying AF

Not Even Babies are Off Limits for Trump

Yes, I Spy On My Teen’s Phone — And I Don’t Regret it

Cosmopolitan

I’m Secretly Bored as a Mother

Woman’s Day

I Asked My Grandmother to Share Her Beautiful Love Story with My Kids 

Momtastic

I Thought We’d Be Over This ‘Man Up” Bullsh*t By Now, But Apparently, We’re Not

SPONSERED: All The Ways Babies Think They’re Boss

Being In Middle School Was Hard. Having A Kid In Middle School Is Agony. 

How to Change a Blowout Diaper Like McGyver (When You’re Totally Unprepared)

I’m Sick Of The Over-The-Top Holiday Celebrations At My Kid’s School

Scary Mommy 2

7 Things I Learned From Trying Diet After Diet After Diet

8 Ways Your Favorite Movies Lied To You About Motherhood

Is There Really Such A Thing As Brotherly Love?

Neapolitan Family Magazine:

February 2017.
Ask the Outnumbered Mother: Advice on Being Single for Valentine’s Day

January 2017.

Ask the Outnumbered Mother: Advice on Kids in Public Restrooms and Colorful Language from Toddlers

December 2017.
Ask the Outnumbered Mother: Tips on Dealing with Disrespectful Relatives; Kids Terrified of Santa

 MockMom.com 

Donald Trump to Personally Babysit Mexican Immigrant Children in Hopes of Winning Latino Vote

Husband Talks To Wife As If She Were A Child And Survives

The Huffington Post

Plate Spinning 

D is for Dumba**

Kids, Sports, and Hypocrisy: Flipping the Switch

Santa is Greater Than Everything

Plastic is Damn Delicious… And Other Things My Baby Is Thinking

Confessions of a Former Sanctimommy

I Will Turn This Car Around 

Mamalode

Holding on Too Tight 

In the Powder Room

 Motherhood is the Longest Job Interview Ever 

A Desperate Summer Mother Confesses: I Took My Child to an Indoor Play Place 

On BLUNTmoms

Hey Lady, Your Bigot is Showing 

Today Show

Funniest Parents on Facebook, February 6, 2015

Funniest Parents on Facebook, February 27, 2015

Funniest Parents on Facebook, March 20, 2015

Funniest Parents on Facebook, April 10, 2015

Funniest Parents on Facebook, May 7, 2015

Funniest Parents on Facebook, May 14, 2015

Funniest Parents on Facebook, May 27, 2015

Funniest Parents on Facebook, June 25, 2015

Funniest Parents on Facebook, September 4, 2015

Funniest Parents on Facebook, December 25, 2015

Funniest Parents on Facebook, August 12, 2016

Funniest Parents on Facebook, September 23, 2016

Funniest Parents on Facebook, October 7, 2016

Funniest Parents on Facebook, November 4, 2016

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