Back in High School, you never gave me the time of day,
That is fine, actually, better than okay,
I moved, and found myself very far away,
I barely remember you.
When I received your first friend request I was in a giving mood,
The sun shined on a dog’s ass that day, my kids ate all their food,
And the world was pretty good,
You entered into my circle, our in-common was the past,
But then I saw the drivel you post,
Wasting my time, wasting your time,
How long would this shit last?
Anger and violence, bitterness and revolt, was all your timeline showed,
Conspiracy theories, ridiculous videos, pictures of scantily clad hoes,
You were relentless and argumentative, condescending and strange,
So I hit the unfriend button and went on with my day.
Hours passed, then days, then months, maybe a year.
Hadn’t even thought of you, your ranting and your fears.
Then today, the pop up came… “you have a new friend request,”
I looked up, and saw your name,
And laughed my fucking ass off as I hit decline.