This shirt meant something entirely different 10 years ago…..
College and drinking and bikinis and the beach and booze and staring at hotties…. Oh, to be young, carefree and freakin’ childless… Ahhh, the memories.
So after a whole weekend away for the 8 year old’s soccer tournament last weekend (which is a whole slice of insanity I’ll save for another post), we had the pleasure of ALL OF LAST WEEK OFF (I know FML) and then today, Monday, off as well. Having today off was basically the “Fuck You” to parents everywhere. If last week wasn’t enough… Monday will put hair on your chest.
TODAY WAS A SHIT SHOW!
It really was…
No one was happy up in this joint today. The 5 week old seems to be colic and the 3 year old is a complete mess, but only around me. The 8 year old came back from a weekend with buddies exhausted and crabby. Can we have our normal children back please?
I can’t wait for school to start up tomorrow and our schedule to get back on track. Big ups to the teachers for doing what they do so I can get back to doing what I do…
Laundry,
Dishes,
Cooking,
Driving,
Sorting,
Arranging,
Scheduling,
Joking,
Listening,
Talking,
Eating,
Feeding,
Changing,
Some Drinking (okay, more then some)
Visiting,
Calling,
Volunteering,
Commandeering,
And a Partridge in a Pear Tree…
Come on, sing it with me “Aaaaannnndddd, A Partridge in a Pear Tree ee ee ee!”
Thanks for commiserating with me friends,
ONM