It’s another night and I’m wearing the baby.
I’m not complaining. Wait, am I complaining?
I really shouldn’t be. I loved “wearing” him for 9 glorious months. It was awesome actually. If every time I strapped this child to my chest I was given a dose of my pregnancy hormones, I’d be just fine. But this isn’t a sci-fi movie. That would be a cool premise though… gotta remember to come back to that.
What pisses me off about this whole “wearing the baby” thing, is that it’s my husbands fault.
NO…. not like that. Get your mind out of the gutter.
Okay, put it back in the gutter, have a dirty thought for me, and now, come back to reality.
It’s my husband’s fault because the baby likes to sleep on his chest. And my hubby, CAN SLEEP ANYWHERE!!! THROUGH ANYTHING! It’s a gift, and I’m totally jealous.
So, the big boys are at soccer practice with Daddy and I’m wearing a baby. The baby. My baby. At least I finished making the rigatoni first. It’s super hard to cook while wearing a baby.